If we got this question, what would you advise?

I’m an 18 year old girl. I come from a pretty religious family. My boyfriend was, like, the captain of the basketball team. He looked so hot. We were going out, and he wanted to do it. I told him it was wrong, but he insisted, and I loved him so much, so we did it.

I got pregnant. What’s worse, is that the news I was pregnant came out during a presidential election. Normally, this wouldn’t be a big deal, but, you see, my mother was a Vice Presidential candidate, so you can imageine the fuss, expecially those moral relativist socialist Democrats.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, the worst comes now. I don’t know what to do. He dumped me. The governor’s daughter, and he dumped me.

I want him back. SHould I try to get him back? He should marry me and be a good father for our kid. We know it’s sex, you know.

We had a really big fight. He said I was too bossy. I couldn’t tell him what to do. I said I sure could. We were as good as married, and he had to do what I say.

I don’t know. Should I apologize? Should I ask Mommy to get the State Police to put pressure on him? Should I get Rush to come and tell him what for? Or is it good riddance to bad rubbish? I don’t really want to have to raise my kid on my own, but I will if I have to. What should I do?