What's the strangest thing you ever said to your child?

I got up a little bit ago and my 6 year old son had gotten up and got some Pop Tarts. He had blueberry Pop Tart smashed all over the remote control, his face, the carpet and my chair. I said What are you doing? and then when I saw all the mess I hollered at him “NO more eating! Ever!” He just looked at me, like, are you nuts? I meant no more eating in the tv room, but I’d just woken up and it didn’t quite come out that way. This is not by far the strangest thing I’ve ever said to one of them, but it’s what comes to mind right now.