Of all the things that people can call you, which is something that they can not?

I received a lovely message from one of the trolls on here calling me boring and it made me smile and I replied that of all the possible insults one can throw at me, of all the things anyone has ever called me, boring wasn’t one of them and boring, well, just doesn’t fit…

I asked my partner this question and his answer was ‘well-slept’ hahahahha