Don't you love to answer questions without reading the detail and then get disappointed when you read the details?

For instance, I saw this question: “How do you start a juice bar?” Well, I wanted to be a smart ass and say “You prime it with gas and then pull the cord until it starts”. Yea. yea. Bad joke I know. But honestly, some of these questions positively scream for smart ass answers. Anyway, your task is to find a Fluther Q that you want to post a smart ass answer to but would feel bad if you did it on the posters thread. Do it here instead! god i am lame