In conversation Friday someone told me that Texas was thinking of seceding from the union?

and that Texas had it in their constitution that they could be considered a country and would secede from the union if they thought the rest of us were getting to be too much of a pain in their ass. Does anyone from Texas know about this? When can we expect to redraw the maps, and start changing the flag? I don’t think losing Texas would be so bad, and I was thinking we probably should give it back to Mexico anyway, since we originally stole it from them. We can even help by donating the rebar and the concrete to help build the wall, if you Texans would accept out charity. Any truth to this rumor?