Need ideas for Funny Miniature Golf Awards?

I will be helping out with some awards at a miniature golf game. To give you an idea of what I am looking for, here are some of the award ideas that everyone liked:

1) The Jacques Cousteau Award – for the most golf balls ending up in water.
2) A “Golf for Dummies” book.
3) Best Dressed.

Thanks so much for your help guys!