I have too many Fluther stickers, can you help?

After a recent purchase of Fluther stickers (thanks to the Fluther gods for the use of the Dr. J artwork) I have found that I have 14 left. That’s 14 too many, as I have already put one on my beloved Toyota truck and one on my wife’s new S-10. So here’s the deal, everybody wants a Fluther sticker, but not everybody can get to California where the bulk of the order went. (I paid the costs, and gave 60% of them to Bendrew to do with as they wish). If I had a thousand of them, I would give them away willy-nilly. Unfortunately, I only have 14. dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a printer!

So I am staging a contest. The prize is one Fluther sticker mailed at my own expense to who ever wins. There will be a total of 14 winners. One for each remaining sticker. Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to put a smile on my face. Your answer can be anything, and if it makes me smile, laugh, chuckle, guffaw or spew my drink all over the monitor, you are a winner. I would prefer it be something of your own creation, but that won’t be a hard and fast rule.

There isn’t a time limit, nor are the first fourteen respondents guaranteed to win. If you do win, I will notify you via PM, and then we can work out the details of how to get the Fluther sticker from my mailbox to your hot little hands.