What's the most disasterous dinner you've ever tried to serve?

I made dinner tonight. Got a recipe off of Food Network to use with ingredients that I had on hand (mostly) and set to cooking. Not only was the meat pretty yucky, I burned my left arm with boiling water and my right hand on the oven and broke an ingredient bowl and sliced open my thumb… Besides making a big mess! At least I didn’t set any potholders on fire by setting them down too close to a burner, but that’s a very small victory for this one.

What’s the worst damage you’ve done or seen someone do?