I'm going to the National Equality March in DC tomorrow. Any ideas for sign slogans?

I was thinking something like “If we weren’t patriotic/if we didn’t love America, we wouldn’t try to fix it, we’d just emigrate!” But (as you can see) I’m having trouble making it short and witty.

And of course I’m open to other suggestions as well! I’d like to have a whole slew of witty slogans on hand to write on giant poster boards. :)