What should I be for Halloween?

I’m tired of the silly “Scary” costumes they sell in stores. Lots of people get the same costume and as you get older it starts to get a little lame.

I want to dress up as something funny this year. Anyone got any ideas? Thanks

One day my friend had no money for a Halloween costume so he got a garbage bag and cut holes in it for arms and head and called himself a Douche bag. Haha.