What should I put in my "man trap" to catch a good man?

I’ve got a box, a stick, some string… And I’m all set to catch a man!

The only problem is, I’m not sure what to use for bait. I’ve used cheetos, beer and porn in the past and keep catching ones I want to set free again back into the wild. What should I put in my man trap in order to catch a good one that I want to keep around for a while?

Theater tickets, wine and good books only catch a certain kind of man too. They’re good to have around for shopping buddies, but… yeah.

Any suggestions? Any tried and true methods for man catching?