Have you ever canceled Thanksgiving?

I did. I think it was last year. I only have three kids, two girls and a boy (Wouldn’t it be weird to say “I have three kids, two women and one man…? Just an aside.) anyway, last year the girls were being bitchy. “If Jen’s comin’ I’m not comin’!” “If Corrie’s comin’ I’m not comin’!”

I got so pissed off I sent a text to them both that said, ‘THANKSGIVING HAS BEEN CANCELED!! WE ARE TAKING CHRIS TO WICHITA TO EAT AT RYAN’S FAMILY DINING!”

The response was, “Whaaaaa??? What??? What??”
You heard me. And I have the powa! And I used it! And, everyone gathered pleasantly and willingly for Christmas dinner four weeks later. :) And I bet it never happens again.