How should I destroy my Razor?

This phone has been the bane of my existence for the past twelve months. I can’t, in good conscience, sell it or donate it to one of those mobile phone recyclers. I wouldn’t wish this thing on my ex-wife. Or her mother.

So for the past year I’ve been dreaming about how I’m going to destroy this thing. I finally gave up and ordered a new phone, and now I’m getting excited for the end of the Razor. Trouble is, there are so many ways to do it, I can’t decide!

Best suggestion wins, and I’ll post the video on YouTube for all to enjoy.