If the Fluther community all ended up on a desert island, what would happen?

Would it be like Lord of the Flies or Robinson Crusoe? How would we make decisions (perhaps by handing out lurve)? What skills would you bring to the desert island? Maybe you could find food or build shelter, or create a helicopter out of palm trees and coconuts. If you don’t have any island skills, would you make the best of it or complain all the time? Do you think your sanity would last? Because I vote the complainers be eaten when we inevitably resort to cannibalism. And then I will make a necklace from the bones and use the blood for war paint in my tribal dance! Aiyaiyaiyaiyai!