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What to do with a drunk Santa Claus?

Asked by john65pennington (29258points) December 15th, 2009

I walked into a restaurant. it was three days before Christmas. the manager pulled me to the side and said, “will you please do something with that drunk Santa Claus over in the corner?”. i just came into the restaurant to have lunch and this hit me like a ton of bricks. people were watching. i knew that if i did not make the right decision here, that i could be in deep trouble with the parents and children, right here before Christmas. i could see the healines: SANTA ARRESTED NO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR. what did i do?

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