What is the most embarrassing thing your child ever said as a toddler?

Today I had a conversation with a friend over embarrassing things children say or do. My daughter had to have her blood drawn and at the grocery store a few days later she remembered the male nurse and pointed at him while crying out loud that the man was a bad man. He was so flustered and tried to talk to her and she yelled that he was a bad man because he hurt her. LOL. However at the time I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me up. I’m possitive so did he. I had to say loudly that he was a nurse and had to take her blood, but people around us looked at us like we were both evil. So, what is your story?