Would you sign a petition for Uwe Boll to retire for a pack of gum?

…or for free even? in April 2008 The Guardian ran an article claiming Uwe Boll promised to retire if an online petition at PetitionOnline asking him to do so received 1,000,000 signatures. A month later the makers of Stride gum announced they would give a pack of gum to each person who signed the petition, if it indeed reached 1,000,000.

If you don’t know who Uwe Boll is, all you need to know is he makes a profit from making really crappy movies. (theres more to it than that but basically yeah)