Is there a song that you hate but it describes you perfectly?

For example, I hate the song My Own Worst Enemy by Lit. Unfortunately I have to admit it fits me pretty well.

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn’t mean to call you that
I can’t remember what was said or what you threw at me
Please tell me, please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And I’m sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night and you’re gone…gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
‘Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
The smoke alarm is going off, and there’s a cigarette
Still burning, please tell me why
Please tell me why
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
‘Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn’t mean to call you that.

Are you honest enough with yourself to post yours?