Imagine if there was such a thing as a "life auditor" and they came to audit you?

The program “wife swap” got me thinking about this. But imagine it went like this. The person arrived for a week and watched over all your habits, routines, checked out what you ate, you behaviours etc. and finally submitted a report. With headings of excellent, poor and needs some work! Which areas would you be ashamed of? Proud of? I personally would be ashamed at the hours I get up and sleep and how much time I spend here for example. As well as the fact that I hardly eat! What do you sort of know already that needs to change? Are you willing to change those areas?