Do you recall a time when you were thinking of two things at once, and you blurted out an interesting, but non-nonsensical sentence?

The other day I arrived home to find my 22 year old son here. He had been using the computer to talk to his friend who is stationed in Afghanistan. I said, “Were you using Outlook, or were you writing on My Face.”....... Huh? I’ll never live that one down!