[NSFW] How good are you?

So you think you can write erotica? Here’s your chance to make a go of it. Just a paragraph please, as steamy or Victorian as you like. There’s just been too many questions about NSFW topics and it seems like it’s time to add a little creativity to it.

Remember—good metaphors and good similes get more points. Just writing something straight to the point is boring. Been done far too often. Give us something fresh and new. Something people might get a tingle out of. ;-)