Have you ever wanted the authority to create and implement a legal punishment for an act you felt was offensive to society?

If so, what it is the act in question and what punishment would you have in mind?

I’ll start it off….

In the city where I live, there is a fashion trend among the teenagers which I find horrendous. Therefore, I would make it a public offense punishable by Police brutality. Yup, I said it. I would make it so cops could pull up to the perp in question, beat the living crap out of them, confiscate their jeans, then send then home limping. And oh yeah….“Wipe the tears and snot off your lips, here’s a citation to go with that.” Come outside like that again, please.

Of course, I’m exaggerating…but still.