What is the funniest thing. that was on the receiving end of your bad temper?

I remember when I had a new outfit, I had just washed for the first time. I put it out on the line. My dog decided to chew the legs of of my $90 pants suit. I went running out of the house, I was going to kick her) I was barefoot and stepped in a hole the dog dug in my yard, and I broke my foot.