Don't you hate it when there's no follow up to old questions?

I keep seeing these old questions like “should I go to the hospital?” (well, did you?!?) and “will this kill me?” (well did it?!?)

People – you ask dramatic questions and keep us in suspense – at least have the decency to go back and write a follow up. Did it hurt? Did you live? Did you break up or get back together?

I wait with bated breath.