If there was a politically correct pageant how would the results NOT be the same and predictable?

Tonight is the Miss America pageant and it always sparks the local debate and brigs out the “I hate pageants” crowd. If there were ever to be a politically correct pageant where women of all shapes sides and ages were able to enter it wouldn’t the results end 99.8% as predicted, or as they have? It is nice to think that some mid-30something mom of 2 in a size 12 to 14 would win but seriously, who would take a line bet she would win if you were in Vegas? When the fat hits the skillet some young lithe thing in a size 7 to 0 will end up the winner 98.8% of the time so why get pissed off about it? It is just the way things are. Some hot rod a guy pits together in his garage will never win a NASCAR race –unless everyone else crashed leaving him the sole entrant and the young pretty gals will win a pageant—unless all the have a 3 Mile Island type meltdown.