Can you help me decide on a new user name?

The one I have now I just created on the fly, with no thought whatsoever, because I DIDN’T PLAN ON STAYING!! But then you guys tied me up and hooked me to a ceiling fan until I decided I liked it here after all.
I know I’ll have to create another account, and I’ll start out at 0 points and will and be scorned and pilloried until I get at least get 1000 points, but that’s all OK!
Anyway, I’m having a hard time coming up with a name. Suggestions? GA’s will be counted!

Janbb will buy the winner a years worth of beer.