(NSFW) For what same-sex celebrity would you give it up if you had the chance?

What same-sex celebrity exudes such unutterable sexual appeal that, even though you don’t otherwise swing that way, you’d cheerfully shove your ankles behind your ears for her/him? (If you’re homosexual, the opposite applies; what opposite-sex bohunk or sex kitten would entice you to fly straight for a night? If you’re bi- or pansexual… isn’t there a goat or a table leg or something in need of humping?)

Provide link to a photo if you can, and explain what you find sexy about her or him.

[In answer to my own question: I’m asexual, so I don’t feel sexual attraction to anyone at all, but if I had to choose, I think Cap’n Lou Albano was breathtakingly sexy. He is the epitome of machismo and manliness.]