Please help! My dog's problem has turned into my new favorite addiction. Is there a home remedy to help us both?

About two weeks ago my dog started tearing from one of his eyes. I don’t know why, but I really enjoy pulling the giant eye buggers from his face every morning. He hates it. I love it! Don’t ask me why.

Well, before I become too addicted, do you know of any home remedy that will solve our problem? He’s in no pain and doesn’t scratch at it. It is not swollen or red. It’s just a great big giant eye bugger factory that entertains me in the morning.

It’s gone on long enough that something must be done. Should I take him to the vet, or do you have the cure?

I’ve known plenty of folks who pull eye buggers from their cats. And they seem to love doing it too. But I’ve never experienced this with any dog.

Please help. Please help us both. We can’t live with the shame any longer.