Why are so many country music song titles extremely bizarre?

Yeah okay I know define bizarre, but it really is the most appropriate description I can come up with. I mean look at some of the titles these strange folk have penned. I was watching an advertisement the other day. The “greatest hits of country” or something similar. Well I say watch more transfixed, it was like watching a train wreck. Kenny Rogers & some old bird were extolling the virtues of these “won-der-ful enduring hits” Some included were, Take this job & shove it – Mamma get a hammer (there’s a fly on Papa’s head) – My head hurts, my feet stink & I don’t love you & the classic romantic ballad -You’re the reason our kids are so ugly!!!! WTF, & while i’m on the subject this Conway Twitty dude, geez lock up yer daughters or what. His face looks like a right smacked arse.