Describe, or better yet, relate verbatim the funniest, weirdest, outrageous or otherwise remarkable dialogues from chat rooms that you’ve seen -- bad spelling and all.

People seem to forget that there really is no privacy in chat rooms and write the funniest, strangest, most intimate things in this most public of forums. Such as this one:

Drayke: Counting cards isnt illegel, it’s just fround upon :/
Ryan: Like masterbating on an airplane
Lisa: um… im pretty sure thats illegal
Ryan: Yeah, maybe after 911… thanks alot bin laden