[NSFW] Would you rather have a really bad sexual experience, or a really good experience dropping the kids off at the pool?

Sex can be good. Sex can also be extraordinarily bad.

I have had some craps that have made my entire day better. My pants fit better and my day is brighter. It is an excellent way to relax. Anyone that has had one of these craps… knows exactly what I am talking about.

Which would you rather do? Be forced to have really bad, boring sex… or take a really good crap? If it came down to it, which would you rather do? I have personally had to make this choice, and I chose the latter. I am curious to see what my fellow jellies would have chosen.