What excuse have you used to get out of a speeding ticket?

The officer has just tagged you for speeding 90 mph in a 45 mph zone. You were clocked in lasar radar, which has proven to be “the authority” in accuracy, according to The Supreme Court. The officer approaches your vehicle and asks for your drivers license and proof of insurance. Question: You know you have to come up with some excuse for speeding, so what have you or would you tell the officer the reason you were speeding? Your answer can be from firsthand experience or something you plan on telling an officer, the next time you are stopped….......