Nsfw What unusual names have you heard of for your private parts?

sparked ny another question and a conversation I had with an old school friend. What names do you know of for you private parts? A young girl I knew called her vagina a tuppence, I’ve heard it being called a muff, lady garden, to name a couple. Obviously there are some rather unpleasant terms and I don;t encourage these but it also intregues me that there seems to be a lot more derragortaory terms for females and their parts than for men (who tend to call their bits and pieces more acceptable names)