What do "manly men" carry their things in?

There are a couple of commercials on TV now making fun of the “man bag” in one way or another. Basically any satchel/messenger/carry-all is deemed too close to a purse for true men to carry. Wearing a backpack into the office or a meeting will get you asked when school starts. That just doesn’t leave the fashion conscious macho man with many options.

So what how do manly men transport their goodies? If John Wayne has a business meeting, how’s he get his laptop and notes there without being called a yellow bellied wuss? If Chuck Norris wants to pack a lunch, a change of clothes, and his nunchucks, how’s he carry all that around while riding his vespa?