Mansion swag, what won't you get at certain levels?

As people acsend the Fluther ladder the swag you get at those higher levels can be great, but there is a lot you don’t get.

Mansion additions, what don’t you get with the following (I seen the secret memo, they will surely deny any and all of what I am telling you);

5k wing addition which will you not get with it?
• Game room
• Big screen
• Real granite counter tops
• Private lake with dancing fountains

Which will you not get with a 10k mansion?
• Slate bed billiard table
• Gourmet kitchen
• Moss covered 3 handle family credenza
• Jacuzzi

Which won’t you get with a 20k mansion?
• His and her master bath suite with a bidet
• Personal butler
• Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
• Boat house with 45 foot sloop with all electric wenches

With a 30k mansion what can you look forward to not getting?
• Stables with pedigree horses
• Heliport
• 9 hole putting range
• Solid gold sarcophagus

If you guessed correctly you might get upped to a 40k mansion straight away (highly rumored). Sorry no info on a 40k mansion rumor is they whack you before you get there or plan an untimely accident for you.

Disclaimer all info here has not been varified and most likely the memo and corresponding swag are all nebulous or bogus and should not be viewed as serious in anyway, to believe such you are at your own risk of being disappointed. OK, maybe the part about you getting whacked is not as false, then again, you never know.