What on earth can I do about my... my... tush bones?

This question is not a joke and I apologize for any lack of medical terminology.

Here are the facts. I recently injured my back rendering me bed ridden for one month. I have overcome that and am now confronted with pain in my… butt bones? or whatever happens to be in the cheeks. You know how when you drive with your wallet in your pocket for too long you get pain in “that” bone? Well I am not driving, I have no wallet in my pocket and both sides hurt. Please no gay jokes, I’ve already heard them from my co-workers.

What can I do? I have to sit… It’s virtually impossible to write with a writing partner at a conference table while lying down. I have tried pillows and such… I even used a hemorrhoid floatee you can buy in the “over the hill” section at Party City and I still have pain in these bones.

Thank you, in advance, for your help.

Dan