Cat peeing on the bed... again... only this time, I'm sleeping in it.

One of these two buttheads is peeing in the bed. This morning is, I think, the third time.

It started when I forgot to open the door to the closet where I keep their litter boxes. Caught Mookie peeing on the bed. Okay, that was my fault… they couldn’t get to their boxes.

Then I bought a new comforter and sheets the following day since the other ones were not salvaged. The first day I was working, one of them peed on it. Stripped the bed, washed them, and meanwhile, bought ANOTHER set of sheets and a comforter because it was late and I just wanted to sleep. Started shutting the bedroom door while I’m not home.

Well, then they started peeing on it while I was sleeping in it. Never on ME though.

Now, my life has changed a lot. New boyfriend keeps me busy a lot… I’m not really home most of the time. On weekends, he stays at my house though, so I’m home with them.

There’s no indication that either one of them is sick, and I have no idea which one it is. There isn’t a decreased amount of stuff in the boxes, they’re both eating and drinking. When I’m home, they’re excited to see me and both get plenty of attention. When the boyfriend stays over, they love him… climb all over him, sleep on him, groom him even lol.

My only guess is that they’re pissed off at me, but they don’t act like it at all. I spend time with them before I fall asleep, and I wake up, and there’s a wet spot on the bed… and then I have to rip it all off, go to the laundromat, bleach the mattress… in enough time to save the bedding… which means IMMEDIATELY. I don’t understand. My only guess at this point, aside from maybe me not being home all the time the way I was, is that the new bedding is bright and heavily patterned, while my bedding for years has been solid colored and the comforter has always been white. But that seems like a stretch.

Anyone have any ideas? @syz?