What would ________ do? Looking for humorous examples of how it could lead you astray.

Here’s an outline:

1. what you would normally do
2. you consider “what would X do?” (you choose X)
3. you say what you would do instead

For example:
I saw a bank being robbed. My first instinct was to duck behind a car and call the police, but then I thought “what would Batman do?” I put on a cape and cowl and went running in.

This is just a suggestion. Interpret the question however you want. Lurve for all answers.