What's the funniest mess up you have ever witnessed?

Keep fuckin’ that chicken

I went to a pig farm. Not one with all those cute piglets but with hogs and pigs that are almost up to a grown man’s chin in height. I was told that if I climbed over the fence I could play with the piglets. The fence being 2x taller than me. I got over and approached one of the little pigs and out of no where a I heard loud harsh freaking snort/growl roar type noise. The mother pig came rushing over. I honestly thought it was going to kill me. I would die by being ripped apart by the teeth and tusks of an angered pig! And this would have happened if I hadn’t run like a cheetah on some hard steroids! I was over the fence faster than anyone could say run! It was so funny after about 2 of being over the fence. I was laughed at and I laughed along. I mean how many people can say they almost got killed because they wanted to pet a pig?

I don’t know if it counts as a ’‘mess’’ but while walking down the alley, I saw something strange…and pretty funny. On the powerlines, there was a bullhorn handle bicycle hanging from them…I was like, k how the hell did someone manage to put that up there? It was pretty funny though, some random bike hanging from the powerlines.

Two boys, aged about twelve, having a serious argument in the street. At the end of it, one boy grabbed the other boy’s bike and threw it over the bridge into the river. I felt sorry for him actually.

The funniest thing I’ve ever seen wasn’t a mess up , it was a man wearing a pink lycra bodysuit, rollerskating up Manchester’s Market Street with a real live white rabbit in his arms. I’ve since seen him on the bus, with the same rabbit (head poking out of a holdall) but he was dressed normally that time.

I was playing softball in my uncle’s back yard, with my family. First, I got popped right in the nose and mouth by the ball. Anyway, it had been soggy out for a good week and a half, so the ground was pretty wet. I went to run to 3rd and I slipped, slid and ended up on my side. I was on the ground, covered in mud and my uncle’s septic tank “backup/overflow.” I really wish someone had told me about this before we started playing ball. Hell, my uncle is pretty damn neurotic, especially with dirt and germs. I immediately took a shower and demanded some of my uncle’s sweats to wear. Arseholes couldn’t mention about the fact that their septic tank had backed up and we could have played in a different area of their yard.