Is there really a plastic tree up on Melancholy Hill?

I’ve no idea, but I know Melanie Hill…(we call her the town bicycle)….. regularly has a plastic cock up her.

Yup, there is.

Right by the manatee.

It would make sense. I mean, when you are that melancholy, everything seems a bit fake. No real trees. No real people. No real love. Melancholy separates you from others—or at least, that’s what it does for me. I hate that emotion. Hate it, hate it, hate it. But life is filled with it and you start looking at the world through melancholy eyes, and it seems like everything is erzatz.

@zenvelo – You’re right. I bet the manatee needs the shade from it…

There used to be one but they cut it down. Now, there’s nothing but a plastic stump.

@Blueroses – Probably when Noodle shot the Boogeyman and missed, that took out the plastic tree…

Of course he missed, he was drunk off his ass!
Man, I miss the absinthe fountain.

@Blueroses – Really? Man! Murdoc must be kinky to want to get a cyborg drunk…

Agh, I got it all back-assward… I meant the Boogieman was drunk. Everyone knows Noodle is a girl and girls never miss their target.

Ah, so that’s why the Boogeyman grabbed the manatee and fell off Melancholy Hill when Noodle shot at him…