[NSFW] Have you ever committed sex in public? Or, at least where there was a possibility of being seen by a stranger?
So? Have you? Where was it? What was the danger of being seen? Did you get seen? Or caught? How far along did you get, so-to-speak?
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! here and there—No.—a few times—Yes!—as far as the eye can see ;)
Yes I have. In a truck. At the top of a mountain. And a couple waved at us as they drove past, lmfao.
I’ve had sex in a field but I think the only audience was a few sheep. We weren’t seen by anyone else.
In chronological order:
San Jose airport parking lot, pulled over on a highway somewhere in Marin County, my driveway, my balcony, Golden Gate Park, SFO parking lot, Dolores Park.
Never got caught. Probably got seen. Made it all the way.
Not yet but I am planning to someday.
Yep. Just last week. We were knocking boots along the beach. In the woods by the beach. Also, on her back porch.
The beach is right near a campground, and I am pretty sure that there were people camping, as it’s been nice out.
Previous partners: pool in an apartment complex, parks, a movie theatre handjob with one, and fingers in the pants with another.
Up North on an ATV and in the woods. Also, in an old barn.
I’ve had it at the beach, in a parking lot, and in a bookstore.
@downtide I’m glad the sheep were only in the audience.
The most public it ever was, was in a dorm room. She started to get real loud and when I suggested she hold it down, she yelled, “I don’t care”. At the point, neither did I.
@WillWorkForChocolate, that was us that was waving!
Yeah sure, who hasn’t? Quiet in the cheap seats if you please!
In a field, at work, in a car…..
Never got caught but there has been a few close calls!
Sure, on top of a car, in an elevator, in a stairwell at a hotel, on the back deck of my house… and in a Burger King Ladies restroom. :)
Yes. A few times. For instance, in a car park in a car and in room where other’s were sleeping.
pulled over on the side of the road—she was so horny she couldn’t stand it
Off the road by the football stadium. Cop interrupted us. Asked her if she was alright. She was until he showed up.
The back bumper of a station wagon by the side of a road in a state park.
In a tent with a third person (unrelated) who did a pretty convincing imitation of a sleeping person.
In the back of a station wagon with two others sitting up front and we both had all our clothes on (she had a convenient hole in her pants).
With a coworker by the side of a road—several different places.
In the bushes next to Grand Army Plaza.
In the grass on a little hill in Prospect Park, hidden only by the night.
Behind my house in Brooklyn, where anyone in any of the houses around us could have seen us had they looked out their back windows.
By a babbling brook, again, barely hidden by trees. Anyone could have seen us had they thought to look. Also random passers-by.
In the car, sure. On the beach, ya. In a public park at a picnic table. In a room with unsuspecting sleepers – not sex with ‘em, you understand. Back of the pickup just off the road.
Where do I put in my application?
Many, many many times. the most memorable was on top of a tomb dated from the 1700s in an overgrown Charleston graveyard. too bad it was with someone I could’ve given two shits about.
I mean, it should’ve been with someone special.
Once, in a graveyard. The graveyard here is huge, and it has this weird, huge monument thing with stairs to go on top of. It’s kind of like a mock mountain, with small tunnels until you eventually reach the top. There’s candles and stuff lit there, and by some of the tombstones. I seriously wonder who the heck takes care of lighting those.
Anyways, my ex boyfriend and I did it up in that mountain/monument thing at night. We could have been seen I guess, especially if some freak runs around the place lighting up candles, or if anybody else decided to venture up there. If we did, someone else coulda.
Another time, with the same guy, in a place called the Wilson Falls. They’re waterfalls by the outskirts of my town. You actually have to PAY to go there and see them. There’s trails and paths and stuff. But fuck that, we went in at night. No security at all. There’s an old dam or some busted up cement structure over the river. We had a big bottle of beer and went up there, drank and got it on lol. We had to put one coat on top of us, and the other to lay on, it was freezing lol. People go there to get drunk at night all the time, so we could have easily been seen, but it was Autumn and pretty cold, so we didn’t encounter a single person.
And then once, when camping with friends. During a super hot, muggy Summer day, we walked off some ways, and did it on the grass. Boats on the lake might have seen us if they went by, but I think there was enough tall grasses and bushes and shit to cover us being seen from the lake. And anyways, no boats came, that I know of.
That camping trip was also the one time I had to go take a dump in the woods and that really sucked.
@rebbel LOL! I would’ve been honored and enthused! ;)
@Symbeline Haha, I saw you crafting your answer as I was writing mine, but I didn’t think ours would be similar!
Haha, I saw you crafting your answer as I was writing mine, but I didn’t think ours would be similar!
All the more reason that should have been us on that old tombstone of yours. :D
@nikipedia Aw yeah SF sex! I aaaaaalmost did it on Alcatraz.
When I was in Spain my bf and I both lived with host families and couldn’t go to each other’s houses. We did it in parks, on the banks of the Guadalquivir river, on benches, and on the top landing of my building. We think someone called the cops after one bench incident, because people could see from their apartment windows and once we skedaddled, we saw cops show up, and it was an area that they wouldn’t just hang out in.
Ooh also in a fitting room at H&M! I was conscious that if someone looked under the door they’d see our feet pretty close together, so I tried to get in a weird position. Also our shadows moving may have given us away.
Several times, oh my!
1st- Caught in a car parked on a cliff overlook at night, wine and soda in the trunk of the car. The sheriff knocked on the steamed up window, asked a few questions and then went away.
2nd- Caught on the roof of a USC campus building by a helicopter which shone it’s spotlight on us and then left off. We were out in the open, it was at night and the lights of downtown Los Angeles made it a pretty hot scene.
3rd- Caught while in a car, parked on a beach by a Police patrol. They knocked on the steamed up window, shone the flashlight in at us, wouldn’t go away. We had to bear a lecture to get a hotel room but it was fun.
4th- Caught/spotted while in a parked car in an apartment complex. The on site security walked by slowly, shook his head and kept on going. So did we.
5th- Hanging from an outside 3rd story balcony, under a full moon and on top of a mountainside. Glorious good fun.
I must admit yes, yes, yes because I find the thrill of getting caught pretty hot.
a few memorable places:
At the top of a fire tower overlooking some amazing scenery. The natural landscape was nice too.
In the car in the parking garage at the Prudential in Boston. Got caught, asked to leave.
In the glass elevator of the Cambridge Marriot.
And ironically at the Wang Center in Boston between acts of M Butterfly.
@Bellatrix I think I need to hand in my award now. Several people deserve it much more than I.
Yup. I was in the hospital with a broken arm among other parts, when my wife came to visit. We ducked into one of those small hall closets the cleaning folks store mops and stuff in, I was so jacked up on pain meds it really didn’t go well. So we zipped back up and then thought how it would look, both of us coming out of that closet.
Blowjob on a hotel balcony. We went out for a cigarette and it just happened. But it was really late at night and hardly anyone was outside, so… yeah.
Ooh, spicy question @wundayatta – Yes, most definitely.
Let’s start somewhere. On the beach, both in bright daylight (behind some big rocks) and at night (Beware of sand, use a couple of towels – don’t roll around…). In a forest above the city, in this case if available use a blanket, throw a coat under if that’s all you have or stand up against trees would do. In a chapel (yes I know, but I’m Atheist :P) – we did a praying position for giggles. Even though it was medium traffic, we didn’t get caught. In a university hallway, stairs, library (right against glass windows) semi high traffic area – on top of me, with a skirt, pretending to study when people passed by.
The car is a classic and that’s happened a few times. Against the glass window in a hotel, also in an apt downtown – big city… nice view and during sunset. In a parking garage, against the car – late afternoon though.
Almost forgot, in a condo building’s sauna… that was hot – literally. Nearly died, but it was fun :)
Those are the most fun highlights. Great way to spice things up :)
Never caught, probably never seen – but can’t be sure, we were after all distracted by much more important things…
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