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Do you have any favorite quotes from National Lampoon's, Vacation?

Asked by AshlynM (6157 points ) March 8th, 2012

“Do you have asteroids?”
“No, but my dad does. Can’t even sit on the toilet some days.”

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filmfann's avatar

Dog killer!

(that also just happens to be my pet name for my wife)

rebbel's avatar

“Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me”

SuperMouse's avatar

“I think I stabbed my brain!”

zenvelo's avatar

“From the wear on his paws, it looks like he kept up for the first couple miles.”

ddude1116's avatar

“I think you’re all fucked in the head! We’re ten hours away from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out! Well, I’ll tell you something! This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest! A quest for fun! And I’m gonna have fun, and you’re gonna have fun. And we’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our God damn smiles! We’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee-Doo_Da’ out of our assholes! I must be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose!”

DrBill's avatar

This is no way to run a desert !

Oh, I just spent $500 on 4 bald tires and a tow….

jca's avatar

Daddy says I’m the best kisser.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I know your brand of family fun! Tomorrow you’ll probably kill the desk clerk, hold up a McDonalds, and drive us a thousand miles out of the way to see the world’s largest pile of mud!

DrBill's avatar

Wonder if these guy’s know the Comador’s?

AshlynM's avatar

How do you use a magazine?

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