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If you had been the first human to set foot on the moon what would you have said?

Asked by flutherother (21765 points ) June 8th, 2012

“One small step for man” is OK, but with the whole world hanging on your immortal words what would you have said?

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LittleLemon's avatar

“First!”

josie's avatar

Now… about the shoe contract!

rebbel's avatar

“Can we do that first step again, Mr Kubrick, I almost tripped over my shoe laces.”

ragingloli's avatar

One small step for a human. A giant leap for COMMUNISM!

GladysMensch's avatar

(GladysMensch): I’m exiting the module
(Mission Control): Copy that
(GM): I’m descending the ladder
(MC): Copy that
(GM): I’m almost to the… what the hell…
(MC): GladysMensch?
GladysMensch do you copy?
GladysMensch do you copy?
GladysMensch do you copy?
GladysMensch?
(GM): Sorry, thought I saw a goat.

augustlan's avatar

Holy Shit! I’m on the moon!

ucme's avatar

“Giant steps are what you take….... walking on the moon

tranquilsea's avatar

Nice view!

Coloma's avatar

” Damn, needs some landscaping, let’s plant Moonflowers!”

Trillian's avatar

“Ooooo. Powdery.”

filmfann's avatar

“Dibs”

Blackberry's avatar

This party is so dead.

6rant6's avatar

Can you guys see the seams in the backdrop?

Fyrius's avatar

A writer greater than I once suggested the following phrase for the opportunity: Holy living f*ck.
I can’t top that.
Warning: Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, that’s a lot of comedic profanity.

King_Pariah's avatar

I’m on da Moon (I’m on da Moon)
I’m on da Moon (I’m on da Moon)
Everybody look at me cause I’m walkin on da Moon (walkin on da Moon)
I’m on da Moon (I’m on da Moon)
I’m on da Moon
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin Moon (Moon, yeah)

I’m on da Moon motherfucker take a look at me
Straight skippin on da Moon on the galactic sea
Kickin up dust, be whippin out my cock
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on da Moon

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ZEPHYRA's avatar

I am THE Moonwalker!

Symbeline's avatar

@King_Pariah What the fuck, mate?

King_Pariah's avatar

@Symbeline was changing up I’m On A Boat going too far?

Symbeline's avatar

Well the idea of whipping out one’s cock while on the moon seemed pretty funny.

King_Pariah's avatar

Glad to amuse :)

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Blackberry's avatar

@King_Pariah For some reason, that song reminded me of: I’m on the moooon, I’m on the mooooooon…Suck my diiiiiiick, I’m on the moooon!

ratboy's avatar

Fuck you, Neil Armstrong!

ucme's avatar

“This place is so desolate & depressing, bit like Scotland” ;¬}

Fyrius's avatar

Golly, and here I am censoring myself. Heh.
Note to self for future reference: cussing is okay.

zensky's avatar

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ If you believe they put a man on the moon man on the moooooooooooooon ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Keep_on_running's avatar

“This place is totally awesome, I am so making it my new avatar.”

flutherother's avatar

@ucme The difference is Scotland isn’t as sunny and gets a lot more rain.

mazingerz88's avatar

Yeah. I’m Batman.

ucme's avatar

Yeah & there’s a better atmosphere on the moon.

mattbrowne's avatar

Now I’m gonna be the new high jump world record holder.

basstrom188's avatar

It’s really made of cheese

mazingerz88's avatar

Newt Gingrich is my President. BwahahaaAAHH!

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