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[NSFW] Have you seen any particularly hot videos on YouTube?

Asked by ETpro (34202 points ) July 27th, 2012

TGIF question. YouTube won’t allow anything as racy as actual porn, but there are tons of amateur clips there that are racy enough to raise eyebrows and pulse rates. Then there are the ones made professionally by porn sites that post tamed down teasers along with the URL where you can find the read-meat versions.

Here’s an example that I enjoyed. You may not find much searching porn, but a search for any interesting body part should strike pay “dirt” pretty quickly. How hot can they get without being censored from YouTube? What’s your favorite?

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mazingerz88's avatar

I would need to get back later. Need to first sort amongst my hundreds of favorited clips! Lol. @ETpro I think you’ll enjoy them too.

ETpro's avatar

@mazingerz88 Ha! So many clips, so little time. I await your favorites with bated breath—even though I am not at all sure what bated breath is. Baited breath, I can grok—but that isn’t the correct aphorism.

thesparrow's avatar

Yeah right.

Only pornhub or redtube for me.

ragingloli's avatar

I do not watch soft porn. Too tame.
You should check out “Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo Wa Hakudaku Ni Somaru” though. It is very nice.
And very NSFW, that is why I will not post a link. It is on fapdu, and you should skip to 5:00.

Kardamom's avatar

Some of you may have saw this one coming, but This It really gets my motor running : P Don’t worry, this is totally PG 13.

ETpro's avatar

@thesparrow You go right for the money shot, hey? No monkeying around.

@bkcunningham That’s a terrific video. Thanks.

@ragingloli You and @thesparrow too. Anyhow, thanks for the search terms.

@NuclearWessels Pretty clever. Nice bods those top-halfs have.

@Kardamom That’s HOT. She’s truly sexy.

Kardamom's avatar

@ETpro Yes she is! Those kissing scenes make me go weak in the knees. I don’t need to see no pee-pees or ta-tas!

ETpro's avatar

@Kardamom Same here. Of course, cocks and cunts don’t spoil it for me, but honestly steamy make out scenes are enough to get my motor running.

@DrBill Bless you. I saw that clip a while back, but had been unable to relocate it. That’s pretty funny stuff, and I’m glad to get a second chance to bookmark it.

Symbeline's avatar

Hm, never saw any real soft porn on YouTube, other than people kissing and feeling one another off, but eh. Mostly it’s just a bunch of girls in their panties dancing in their bedroom over some shitty music. I do recall seeing some decent fan made vore stuff though, but now I can’t find anything that isn’t a bunch of clips of Super Smash Brothers or Rumble Roses. I hate YouTube, dammit.

ETpro's avatar

@Symbeline Why hate YouTube. It’s just the medium. Dorky videos are not YouTube’s fault. They indicate the level of sophistication of the posters.

Symbeline's avatar

Well wtv, trying to find something on there pisses me off, then. Unless the video has been taken down (and even then you can still find it, except you can’t see it) no matter what words I put in or how far down the lists I go, the video I was gonna post remains buried on some island somewhere.

mazingerz88's avatar

@ETpro Well, as @Symbeline said, here’s two girls dancing in their bedroom over some shitty music! Lol. Seen many but these two are my favorites. : )

Softie #1
Softie #2

And in case you haven’t seen this half-French, half-Japanese, full sweet-hot popsicle. Enjoy…

Blackberry's avatar

Vigot Peridot and Mallory Malloy. They have huge butts and they shake em’.

ETpro's avatar

@Symbeline In that case, I can appreciate your comment about hating YouTube. It is the messenger and not the message that is the target of your ire. Sorry you couldn’t find the one you wanted to share.

@mazingerz88 AwRIGHT! Hot dancing. Love it. Very sexy ladies.

@Blackberry Wow. Virgo Peridot has a worship quality booty. I really don’t like those booty shaking routines, though. They seem to be all the rage these days, but they strike me as contrived. Who does that.

Searching Mallory Malloy brings up a bunck of big booty ladies, but they are all different people and it doesn’t tell which is Ms. Malloy.

Shippy's avatar

Very pretty yes, but they are too young and flat chested for my taste loll.

bookish1's avatar

Well this never ceases to get my motor running…

thesparrow's avatar

I watch hentai too

thesparrow's avatar

Lol, Virgo Peridot is pretty chunky. I prefer the butts of fitness models—firm, round and tight. Not that I’m a lesbian.

Ponderer983's avatar

This is what dudes watch when they are not watching hardcore porn?!?!? I’d prefer hardcore. This booty shaking crap is so – - – - something. I don’t quite know the word for it. In your room alone taping you shake your own ass? Eh, amateurs lol.

ragingloli's avatar

Regarding that virgo arse, I think it is pretty. Pretty repulsive. The jiggling, the folds… * shudder *

Symbeline's avatar

@Ponderer983 Haha yeah, agreed. Some of those girls look like they’re trying to stimulate bowel movement or something. Unhot.

blueiiznh's avatar

Sorry @ETpro , but I lost interest when I saw she could not handle a super soaker. Yawn

thesparrow's avatar

Mallory Malloy… I’d probably look better doing that sort of thing.

bookish1's avatar

@Ponderer983 : No, not all dudes. I’m not even going to look at that… When I’m not looking at hardcore porn… I’m probably thinking about it !

thesparrow's avatar

If I had to choose, though, I’d rather have this girl’s body

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlOtAdm5X5E&feature=related

ETpro's avatar

@Shippy Wow. I’d love to se a link to someone who meets with your approval. :-)

@bookish1 You either have a strange motor, or you got a dose of the same bad acid Kirk and Spock must be on. :-)

@thesparrow Well done Hentai can tug at the motivational strings of both genders.

@Ponderer983 I like the soft-core sexiness, but I completely agree the booty shaking may show great muscle control, but it leaves me cold. And I’m a ass man.

@ragingloli Agreed. Even with something as fine ad feminine booty, more is not always better.

@Symbeline That thought had crossed my mind too.

@blueiiznh What’s that. Who can’t handle a super soaker?

@thesparrow Proof, proof. Post a video.

@thesparrow She’s pretty hot. Moves well.

mazingerz88's avatar

This might be worth checking out one more time. : )

ETpro's avatar

@mazingerz88 Lord, you can do that? That is so subliminally on target it scares the Wicca out of me.

Symbeline's avatar

@mazingerz88 Now that’s hot.

bookish1's avatar

@bookish1 : No bad acid; they have always had the hots for each other! Kirk is definitely the bottom. I think Spock would be a service top.

thesparrow's avatar

@ETpro Lol, that’s amateur hentai. The ones on pornhub and redtube are awesome.

ragingloli's avatar

@ETpro
Btw, what did you have the opportunity to watch my suggestion? It is one of my favourites.

Patton's avatar

I found some actual nudity that slipped through, and then there’s this (it starts off weird, but gets better).

ETpro's avatar

@thesparrow Yes, I’ve noticed. ;-)

@ragingloli I didn’t see a specific link. Tell me what it is you want me to rate. I will be overjoyed to view it and report.

@Patton The police car action in the Cameron Diaz clip is hilarious. Thanks. That oriental clip is incredibly hot.

To all. Check this out. She keeps her panties on, but they get wet. And what’s with those to black things with lines leading down from them. Are those some weird form of wall lamps, or big black enema bags?

Shippy's avatar

@ETpro I don’t think you’d like any of mine they’re strange!!

mazingerz88's avatar

@Shippy Are they hot strange?

ETpro's avatar

@Shippy I’ve often wondered if Stranger in a Strange Land wasn’t somehow the story of my life. Strange is good. I’d like. If you prefer not to share publicly, PM me links.

@mazingerz88 Strange is good because it shakes our foundations and forces up to look at things in new ways. Hey, if those new ways turn me on, so much the better. But the heat index isn’t the controlling factor in my mind. Helping me think outside the box is what I crave.

Shippy's avatar

@ETpro I’ll think about it, don’t want you traumatized !!!!

ETpro's avatar

@Shippy You obviously underestimate the dept of perversion you are dealing with here. :-)

bookish1's avatar

@ETpro: The Department of Perversion? Never heard of that one.

Shippy's avatar

@bookish1 Yes for some an official Department is required !!!

mazingerz88's avatar

The Department of Perversion’s depth of perception of which I am the Head. : )

Shippy's avatar

@mazingerz88 Are there any openings there? I need a position, and what qualifications are required?

ETpro's avatar

@bookish1 I’m delighted someone picked up on that. We DOP heads (and tails) feel we get far to little penetrating analysis from the public.

@Shippy, Relative to @mazingerz88‘s statement, there are billions of openings, and an equal number of billions with projections aimed at filling those openings. See this for more de-tails.

Shippy's avatar

@ETpro Clearly that was in the vault at HQ as it was blocked to my country. I suspect a rare case here, with selective entry.

ETpro's avatar

@Shippy You’re in a place that censors what is on YouTube and you are worried about offending me? You truly don’t stand a chance. :-)

bookish1's avatar

Head and tail… @ETpro: You know what the word for ‘tail’ also means in French? :-p

blueiiznh's avatar

Wow, This really turned into a pervy set of answers

ETpro's avatar

@bookish1 Get in the queue to find out. :-)

@blueiiznh More than I had even hoped. :-)

Blackberry's avatar

Yeah, I like chunky women. I know my preferences are in the minority and didn’t want to subject you guys to that. Lol.

mazingerz88's avatar

@Blackberry I have a link on a great steamy video of such a lady performing well in…you know…

ETpro's avatar

@mazingerz88 And you’re not going to share it? Not a YouTube offering, I’m guessing.

mazingerz88's avatar

@ETpro No it definitely isn’t. But it’s the only video I’ve seen so far of a real passionate and arousing encounter between a slim guy and a “chunky” but sexy and truly hot performing woman.

Patton's avatar

This girl gives sex advice and speaks with obvious passion for everything she recommends. Not exactly racy, but still oddly arousing.

ETpro's avatar

@Patton Thanks for the link. She gives great advice.

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