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Does anyone else think that on Rudolph and the Island of Misfit Toys that Santa is pretty mean?

Asked by Self_Consuming_Cannibal (4246 points ) December 24th, 2012

At the beggining he seems to talk like everyone else and make Rudolph feel like he will never amount to anything as long as he has a red, shiny nose.

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chyna's avatar

Yes, he is mean to Rudolph until he needs him. Pretty much like real life.

burntbonez's avatar

As I am completely unbiased—having no knowledge of whether this is a movie or TV show or what, I can tell you without doubt that Santa is not mean. This is, of course, because Santa doesn’t exist. Didn’t anyone ever tell you that?

Self_Consuming_Cannibal's avatar

@burntbonez Yes I was told that Santa wasn’t real. I think the Tooth Fairy informed me while I was having a cup of tea at the Easter Bunnies house.

Shippy's avatar

Santa has his moods like everyone else, I mean let’s face it, he spends all year making toys, hammer, knock, rat a tat, that also explains his increasing waistline. Then he has to lug all that stuff onto a sleigh in this bitter cold, zoom past the moon, fly over all the snowy places, get stuck in chimneys, drink sherry (even though hes not too fond of it) and eat fruit cake.

I will say though, between you and I, once he hits Africa, its off with the furry stuff and on with his thong. Me and Santa have been having a thing for years now, and I battle with him only coming once a year. sigh

Self_Consuming_Cannibal's avatar

@Shippy Wow! This is quite possibly the most disturbing and offensive answer to this question so far! Keep up the good work!

I’ll let you in on a secret too. Every since I got a nintendo when I was twelve years old, me and him have had something going on as well. Between you and me it looks like he comes at least twice a year! LOL

Shippy's avatar

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal Twelve years old? The bastard, now I have to wait a whole year to smack his chops. And as for offensive and disturbing thank you very much, I try!

Self_Consuming_Cannibal's avatar

@Shippy Next year when you smack his chops you should tape it and put it on youtube. There’s not many things funnier than a good old fashioned Santa Beatdown You should watch this link, I found it quite amusing and festive. Especially the way it ends. And as far as offensive and disturbing, you are welcome, you have earned it. And when I say “offensive and disturbing” that’s a good thing! Merry Christmas.

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