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Do you have a favorite one-liner or comeback that a performer has used on a heckler?

Asked by rojo (24179points) October 23rd, 2014

My personal favorite was Steven Fromholtz who told a heckler:

“Lighten up now. I don’t come to where you work and bitch at you.”

What is yours?

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“If you want my comeback, you have to scrape it of your mum’s teeth.”
“I don’t come to your workplace and knock the sailor’s cocks out of your mouth.”

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kevbo's avatar

@ucme, that is brutal!

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