A mischievous God has removed your mouth in its entirety, and you must now choose a non-human mouth to replace it, permanently. What mouth do you choose, and why?

The gods mouth. So the god gets his cumampants.

A Tucan of course. Who wouldn’t want a colorful beak.

Any one with good teeth.

The kangaroo seems to be better looking in the mouth than a manatee or elephant (animals who regrow teeth, a feature I’d like).

A large feline mouth (e.g. tiger) is really tempting, though.

Or a saber tooth squirrel… a scrat.

I would choose to remain mute. I would just learn sign language

Duck. Big fan of Looney Tunes.