I want to know how well you can dance, care to tell?

Does spastic twitching count?

I set myself on fire once those moves would have put Michael Jackson to shame.

I’m the one on the far right.

Student teacher for Ballroom in Jr High, reduced cost for classes and was on Los Angeles TV. Seven or 8 different dances with a total of over 100 steps and breaks. Samba, Rumba, Salsa, Cha-Cha, Waltz, Lindy/Continental, Polka and Foxtrot

@lucillelucillelucille great act. How many years were you on the road with them ? ?

@Tropical_Willie -Just that one performance as people protested our lack of pants,

But I had my Speedo on ! ! ;>)

@Tropical_Willie -LOL!

I’m as good as Elaine on Seinfeld.

I’m terrible.

I used to be pretty good. I never won any prizes, but I never competed.

@Vignette Sounds like you went out in a blaze of glory though.
@lucillelucillelucille Hahaha
@Tropical_Willie Good stuff pal, proper little twinkle toes.
@KNOWITALL Never seen that show, but I’m going to assume she was crap? :D

@Coolhandluke Ditto, no harm in trying though, anything for a laugh.

I don’t even think I dance good when I’m alone and drinking. It’s bad.

Apparently @ragingloli has seen me dance.

@Coolhandluke, just pretend you have a slice of bologna between your butt cheeks, and get it out without using your hands.

@Patty_Melt you just gave me a very squishy feeling.

I save my best dances for special occasions, when my football team scores a goal & goes on to win the game & well, I’ve always been more than happy to make a fool of myself so long as I enjoy myself & it gives folks around me a good laugh, then I’m good to go.

I did a belly dance once. It got me pregnant.

@ucme No she’s terrible but thinks she’s good.

My mom told me once, “You could be a decent dancer if you’d move your feet instead of just your ass.” I about died….lol, I was booty shakin!!! lol

@KNOWITALL Haha, bet you were bootyful.

@ucme Took it so low I fell backwards at a bar one night…I’m not very coordinated unfortunately…lol. I do have the spirit though, I can barely tolerate to stay in my chair, even if I look like a raving lunatic, I adore music! :D

@KNOWITALL That’s what It’s all about, let yourself go & to buggery what anyone else thinks :-)

I will go up against anyone in carolina shag, bop, or jitterbug.

@ucme Yes. My entire family is incapable of dancing. I even took ballroom as a teen to improve, still stunk up the place. Lol

I don’t dance.