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Who should replace Aunt Jemimah?
Well, she wasn’t exactly yanked from the shelves overnight as we were told. But who or what should replace her?
My two top suggestions: Ant Jemimah and Ain’t Yo’mamma.
Ant Jemimah would be kinda like a snowman, but would be a Pixar-like ant or Vishnu—standing on two legs with another pair of hands on hips and the topmost pair with the arms crossed. The character would be an ant, and if you don’t think ants like maple syrup, you’re crazy. They could also make Ant Bee, like the Mayberry character, half ant and half bee, for honey syrup.
The other contender is Ain’t Yo Mamma. She could look like any generic woman (the raison lady for instance)—really doesn’t matter as long as it doesn’t look like any consumer’s mamma, hence the name.
What are your thoughts or suggestions?
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