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What are some items that are bought together that raise a red flag? (NSFW)

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24474points) March 18th, 2021

Like a teen buying lots of eggs and toilet paper on Halloween

Ect..

Humor and serious answers welcome.

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filmfann's avatar

Zip ties, duct tape, a shovel, and lyme.

rebbel's avatar

A broom stick, needle and thread, scissors, red cloth.

LuckyGuy's avatar

“surveillance footage from a local Walmart showed Laura and Tucci purchasing drain cleaner, tarps, bungee cords and work gloves
This happened in my area a few years ago. It was big news here.

KNOWITALL's avatar

Matches, Sudafed and a torch=Meth.

chyna's avatar

^Several years ago I was buying a bicycle tire pump and got carded. I asked why they needed my license for me to buy a pump. They said it somehow factored in on making meth. I still have no idea how.

Chainsaw, bleach, gloves and garbage bags.

cookieman's avatar

Handcuffs, nun’s habit, zucchini, petroleum jelly, ping pong paddle.

or is that just me?

chyna's avatar

Zucchini? Hmmm

zenvelo's avatar

A truckload of ammonium nitrate fertilizer for a non farmer.

100 grow lights, 200 five gallon buckets, and 200 yards of irrigation tubing.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@chyna @zenvelo I guess we can see drugs are real issue. They don’t even know how obvious they are. Sigh, so sad.

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janbb's avatar

@cookieman You are kinky!

zenvelo's avatar

@cookieman There are places near where I live where the only response to those items is, “my safe word is avocado.”

janbb's avatar

@zenvelo Oh get with the program, man! It’s now “kombucha” on the West Coast!

smudges's avatar

zip ties, mask, rope, stun gun, condoms

janbb's avatar

Toilet paper and Ex-lax

Darth_Algar's avatar

Condoms and earplugs.

(This was an actual purchase of mine once.)

Yellowdog's avatar

I remember once seeing this in an old Charles Addams cartoon in The New Yorker, depicting a man at a sales counter in a store and the clerk uneasily double-checking the order:

“Twenty pounds of quicklime, forty feet of #12 gauge rope, sashweight, butcher’s cleaver, one box of cigars, and a beach chair.”

Jeruba's avatar

A notice-me flag, although not a red one: my husband recalled being behind a couple at a supermarket checkout who were purchasing a bag of ice and a pillow.

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Yellowdog's avatar

This thread is inspiring me greatly!

As soon as I’m able, I’m going to go out and buy several packages of adult incontinent briefs and a lot of ex-lax—to see if / how the cashier reacts.

JLoon's avatar

Wearing a ski mask on a first date.

doyendroll's avatar

If the two items “et” and “cetera” are brought together and abbreviated “ect” instead of “etc” then that raises red flags for some people.

Smashley's avatar

Candy and rope

Condoms and anything

Ammo and Viagra

Mayonnaise and knee pads

Fillable dog treats and rat poison

Mousetraps and lube

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